what if there was one of those documentary-style horror films
with all of the once-lers
and swag working the camera
in one scene they’d all be sitting at one of those ouija board things you use to contact spirits and everyone around the circle is completely serious and the air is all tense
“let’s ask it what its name is”
and then you’d just hear swag off-camera
“i bet it’s casper”
Need to contact buffy, this is some serious shit.